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Sign up to be my roommate! Here are some requirements:

1.      Must have a sexy girlfriend for the following reasons, A) To make sure you are not homosexual, not saying there is something wrong with them either. B) So you don’t hit on my sexy girlfriend, even though she is already much sexier then yours.

2.      The Cant’s:

a.       Eat spaghettio’s, they stink like hell.

b.      Have an annoying

                                                                                      i.      Face

                                                                                    ii.      Voice

                                                                                  iii.      Haircut

                                                                                  iv.      Sexy girlfriend

                                                                                    v.      Car

3.      Must be a middle class citizen, with a middle class budget, with a middle class sexy girlfriend. I don’t want to here your “Mow Money, Mow Problems,” shit. I am broke kay, so that be a negative.

4.      Make sure that you are well groomed and don’t stink. I hate stinky people, they  are freaks, and they don’t have sexy girlfriends.

Just a little side note, a roommate is like a wing-man, they always have each other’s back. Don’t be a hoe bag and think that you are better than me, first of all you’re not, and secondly you signed up to be my roommate! Fool!