tricks of the trade

#1 the stall rule

First thing that a man is born with is a certain sense, and that sense is based in the bathroom. There is only one theory that may explain this, the magnetic theory that shows that opposites attract, and wankas repel from each other. Men never stand next to each other in the restroom, and there are only a few excuses that can break this rule. 1- You have already tinkled yourself. 2- You have not yet been baptized and do not know what is right and what is wrong, and 3 - you are a homosexual.

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#2 the silver rule

Bros before Hoes.

#3 The Golden Rule

Chicks before . . . . guys. No questions.

#4 B-DOG

This trick of the trade is for those ladies that didn’t like that last post that I had “”what girls really want.” Girls are not sexy or hotties, and you definitely don’t say that in front of them, but you hold it in till the coast is clear and she has left the room. When she is near by and can hear you talking to a buddy you nonchalantly bring up how much of a b-dog (beautiful daughter of god) she is. There is a 100% chance that she will ask you what that means . . . cut too . . . late night cuddle. This is a LDS trick so don’t pull it on any old girl.